[alaskayorkie]

Drum roll, please ...

And the winner is (as much as it pains me to say so): QUICKSILVER!

"Friendly, beautiful, hard-working and well-behaved dogs seek home outside of Alaska."

"Seriously, we will move ANYWHERE. Don't worry about shipping, we'll go to you. You don't even need to pay for our food. We will get jobs. And babysit your children at night so you can have a well-deserved evening out. We will wash your car, rake leaves, do your taxes, anything you want. Just please, please, please give us a chance to live somewhere it doesn't snow ten months out of the year. Thank you for reading this. We can't wait to hear from you!"

Once again, I had a half dozen that I thought could win the contest. I chose Quicksilver's for the sheer laughability of the notion -- Ha! That Eddie and Lucy would want to live anywhere but Doggie Disneyland -- FUN Alaska!

But her caption twisted the truth beautifully, and if you didn't know the love that was in their hearts, you could almost ... ALMOST ... believe the ridiculous notion presented by her caption.

Thanks for playing, everyone! Whew, now I can relax and play again!