Oh my, oh my whateth my Mother hath spied,
Late though we be, searching for a date for me!
Old as I ameth, I ameth still spry,
I can still danceth a jig with the besteth of the guys.
So ifeth I am not too lateth, please considereth me,
I would loveth to maketh a fancy lady's day,
As escort for her on Valentine's Day!
Thinketh ye long and hard beforeth saying No,
Ye may breaketh this old heart
Then whicheth way shall I goeth?
I can patiently waiteth
For an answer to heareth,
But if it iseth not a 'Yes',
Then I will shedeth a tear.
Pleaseth be kind and considereth me fairly,
I ameth an old man but still ameth quite hairy.
I cleaneth up nicely, I shall weareth a bow,
But in a manlyeth color, can't look like a ho.
So please again do beeth kind,
And searcheth deep in your hearts ,
As you can seeeth here,
I ameth quite a find.
Thanketh you in advance for your consideration,
Monsieur Mon Petit Peek a Boo
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