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Originally Posted by McheleM

Teddy,
Roses are red, violets are blue
I'm being rebellious, yes it's true.
I'm hoping and praying I can find a date.
And hope that I'm not too late.
I'd like for you to escort me to the Valentine's ball,
I won't wear high heels, so you don't have to worry, I won't fall.
I really think you are a cutie.
But keep in mind, you're aren't getting any bootie.
You must promise to have me home on time.
For if I'm late, it would be a crime.
So if you'd like to be my date,
Write me a poem and seal our fate.

All my love,
Allie
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Dear Allie
Thanks for the Poem
Teddy's guilty as charged
Your bootie is too big
Like a great big barge

I looked you over
Not once but twice
Took a quick break
To chase three mice

Don't worry about high heels
I have a paw fetish
But if you wear shoes
Make them reddish

I will bring you a cookie
the night of the ball
And if you want
We can go to the mall

I'll pick you up
But you'll have to drive
I'm on medication
to keep me alive

I'll see you soon
I'm wearing a bow tie
What are you wearing
to make me say OH MY

Bye for now Allie