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Originally Posted by snowbird  Well well what can I say
I guess I'll try another day
Never did I think this day would come
When I would feel like such a bum
I can't get a date to the Valentine Ball
Not one suitor made a call
There's talk of turds and hicks and hoes
And all I want is to get dressed up in ribbons and bows
I don't like to fight, I just want some love
So please Dear God from heavan above
Bring me a date for this dang ball
Please let someone give me a call |
Earlier you posted an invite to a Teddy fella,
but you must be more specific, dear Bella.
For there is more than one yorkie who goes by that name,
and we have no idea which one you hope to tame.
Signed,
Teddy