Well well what can I say
I guess I'll try another day
Never did I think this day would come
When I would feel like such a bum
I can't get a date to the Valentine Ball
Not one suitor made a call
There's talk of turds and hicks and hoes
And all I want is to get dressed up in ribbons and bows
I don't like to fight, I just want some love
So please Dear God from heavan above
Bring me a date for this dang ball
Please let someone give me a call |