Hello! My name is Zhoie and I’m looking for a date
To the Valentine’s Day Ball, why is everyone so late?
I’m waiting in my carriage, ready to take you there,
In style, in class, we’ll look grand and debonair.
I may not look like all the gloating wenches with luscious chin hair
And well...my chest is still pretty bare
Have no fear my bold daring knight
Come forth and ask for me
I'm still the sweetest of sights
Speak up for me, my heart will be true
We will snuggle and be merry
Just as long as you don't mind sharing
With one other...my mother
Signed,
Eyes only for you, where art thou?
Zhoie
