[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by axelsangel

Hi, im new to YT and owning a yorkie, my poor baby is kind of a misfit in my family and here is why

1. Hes a boy...I have 3 little girls...we couldn't have a little boy so I bought one.
2. He is a small dog...we have 3 large dogs in the backyard 2 in which are 90+
3. His poor ears won't stick up for anything
4. He has a cottony soft coat...hoping it will change
5. He is 5 months and already weighs 9.4lbs

I would like to think he qualifies for the teapot club but you all let me know :-)

This endearing application moved the exalted elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society to the core! In so many ways, your adorable pup is the epitome of the ideal teapot -- ostracized for being male, ostracised for being small, even ostracized for being big! His coat and age issues just add to the unjust discrimination being foisted upon him!

Yet there is a pride his eyes and his posture. He shows no shame, even at the difficult age of 5 months. He has what it takes to be a teapot.

Though the Benevolent Elders of the Teapot Club and Secret Society often deny membership until a Yorkie is 1 year of age because of the whole baby-fat issue, they feel confident that this sweet pup will never waste away to mere Normal or Teacup status. The age clause was waived.

Unfortunately, your application was incomplete, and we must deny your dear pup's entry into our secret society. All Yorkies in the club must have a NAME, and one was missing in your application.

Feel free to reapply in 2 years to see if our bylaws have changed -- or any time sooner if this adorable pooch gets a name he can call his own.