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Originally Posted by lovespandp  Hey Mylee-
Let me introduce myself, My name is Humpty-
I'm not from around here- I know Peanut- we are good friends!
I hope you don't mind, I know I can change your mind!
Peanut is a great little toy, but I'm a better boy!
I like your teeth- you have my smile, I like your stlye.
Say we hang low and get away for a while? |
Well hi there Humpty you fine boy!
If Im honest you sound like my real toy.
Tell Peanut I'm sorry and I hope he don't mind
I'm easily persuaded to change my mind.
You seem mysterious, gentle, kind and clever
But there are some things I have to disclose here.
I lick of the table and belch like a sailor.
Would eating my poop be a deal breaker?
I have insecurities it may seem
Don't leave me alone or I may cause a scene.
I'm a little soft on the eyes
but my ugly habits are my own demise.
A Southern Bell I may not be
But I clean up good if you still want me.
I love my mommy and sissy too
And I would love to get away for a while with you.