[alaskayorkie]

Originally Posted by dkcombs

Now I way me dun to sweep,
I prayz for a stud who’z not a creep.

One who’z handsome, smart and strong.
Who's not afraid to admit when hez wrong.

Oh send mez a man who will neber leave me in da blind
Knowz what toz say when I ask "How fat is my behind?"

I pray diz stud will love me to no end,
And never compare me to my best friend.

Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait,
For I hopes you will send him before it's too late.

Amen

LOL, this cracked me up. But, wow, narrowing the field!