"Friendly, beautiful, hard-working and well-behaved dogs seek home outside of Alaska."
"Seriously, we will move ANYWHERE. Don't worry about shipping, we'll go to you. You don't even need to pay for our food. We will get jobs. And babysit your children at night so you can have a well-deserved evening out. We will wash your car, rake leaves, do your taxes, anything you want. Just please, please, please give us a chance to live somewhere it doesn't snow ten months out of the year. Thank you for reading this. We can't wait to hear from you!"
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