This has got to be one of the funniest threads in a while, Sorry But I think its pretty funny. I also thought when you wrote daughter, you meant the 2 legged kind and I was shocked, but then I keep reading and I see that Diamond is your furbaby, Gosh what can I say, I must have the same screwy morals as your sister, 
as my husband and I do that naughty stuff with my furbabies in the same room!! But we make sure they are off the bed!! 
I'm sorry this upset you, but even though we call them our children, daughters, sons, furbabies, They still are dogs!!