Only my tard-dog would do this, LOL
Got to my dads house today and he was painting the dining room. He finished in a few hours, gated off the room because he had decided to paint our bay window ledge.
Well someone (*cough* my brother) must have opened the gates.
I hear my dad say "What dog was on the ledge that I JUST painted?!" when he saw paw prints all over it.
I was sitting on the couch and KNEW it was my dog (who is Mr.-I-am-going-jump-on-everything dog)...
Sure enough, I picked him up and his paw pads were all completely white!!!

Luckily, it came right off sticking him in the tub with warm water and dawn dishwashing soap....
But REALLY JACKSON?!?! I really wanted to scrub your feet off for 20 mins.