or this one (#2)
(Sniff , sniff . . ) Hmm, Sumin ain't Right .
(Sniff, sniff . .) I smell sumtin fishy . .
I have a deep sinking Suspicion that She on ta' me . .
I'm thinkin that mamma' has a hidden doggy cam in there and I aime to find it.
(Sniff , sniff . . ) Awwwe Rats . . . .
No more Peeking under the Christmas tree for me !