Ooooh Santa! Are you wreally Santa? I weally wlike your big fwluffy bweard. Did you bwring me one too? Ohhh let me wook. Hmmm.... oh boy, num num num, cwookie cwumbs. You gots anyfink else in der? Ooooh, and can I be dat #1 wreindeer dis year for yous? Oh pwease oh pwease oh pwease! Can I can I can I pwease! What's his name, Wudolffff or somtin. Mommy wets me drive all da time. I can do it! Pwease oh pwease oh pwease? I'll be a very good waindeer for you Santa, I pwomise. And I is fast, very fast. I would be da fastestest waindeer you eva seen! We would get da job done in no time fwatt. Ahhhhhchooooo! Oh Santa, I fink I awergic to you! But dat's otay, I would be up in da fwont and won't bes able to smell dat stinky beard. And you won't sneesz cause I is hypoawergentic anywayz, I fink dats what dey sayz. I'm a Yorkie, I fink. Or is I a Bad Bad Boy? Or is dat my name? Or my name might be Don't Pee on That! Datz otay dough, I answer to all of dem if you hav tweats. I do anyfink for tweats you knos. And I very very fwast. Did I tell yous dat alweady? I can rwun wike gweased lightenin! I can run likes da wind! Da wind used ta bwoe fru my hairs till Mommie had dem all cut off. Dat is why I need your bweard. I feel kinda nekked under dis coat. My nwose don't bwink, but I could fwash peoples when we go by. Pwease Santa wet me go wit choo. Pwease! But I have to be back by 9 ocwock cause dat is my bedtime. Dat's what my Mommie seyz any wayz. Mommie's always right, you knows. I tired now, I gonna go take a naps.... don't forget to come get me.... I'll be waiting here for you Santa.... I wuff you..... see you water Santa... zzzzzzzzzz
