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Old 12-04-2011, 06:44 PM   #603
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Norman was weighed last week and...at 10 months old he's almost 7.5 lbs! He humbly requests that his application for admission to the Teapot Club be considered. He does refuse, however, to sit still for a photo of his svelt and muscular frame!
The Benevolent Elders of The Teapot Club and Secret Society went into executive session in a secret location to ponder Norman's application. There was much arguing. Many thought that a svelt and muscular Yorkie would be a welcome addition to our oft-rotund club. However, in the end, Norman's application was tabled for the following reasons:

1) The required picture did not accompany the application.
2) "Almost 7 1/2 pounds" is a bowel movent and a vigorous walk away from falling under the minimum limit of 7 pounds -- especially for an athlete like Norman.
3) When doubt exists, we are forced to delay final approval of the application until Norman reaches 1 year of age.

We truly hope to add Norman if he maintains his weight until his birthday.
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