Thank you very kindly for your responses
To (hopefully) repay you, I'll copy this from the website of one of the Pom breeders who's lines my mom really liked:
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The Lighter Side
you know that you have been breeding too long when: (The Lighter of breeding)
You and your dog use the same kind of hair brush, and you never can keep straight whose is whose.
You spend eight hours grooming your dog for a show the day before, and 1.25 minutes pony tailing your hair the morning of.
You think people with bad bites shouldn’t be allowed to breed.
When someone mentions singles bars, you wonder if they are talking about Utility or Agility jumps.
When you go "clubbing", you have your choice of the All-breed, Specialty, Training, or the Parent Club.
You once made earrings out of old rabies tags, and all your friends wanted a pair.
Your non-doggy friends can’t understand why you’re so excited about your new CD.
You know you’ve waited too long to find a mate when . . . you think stripping is something you do to your terrier.
When you talk with your friends about sex, you’re discussing progesterone testing, vaginal cytology, and artificial insemination. You think nothing about loudly discussing studs and bitches in a fancy restaurant.
You have a video on how to artificially inseminate your dog, but last watched a dirty movie in Junior High School.
When you talk about "scoring," you mean how you did at last weekend’s Obedience Trial.
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