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Originally Posted by Jinger   
Miss Sugarmamma,
I am so 'barrassed. You are wright. I didn't know dis, 'cause da only person in bwown showrts or da FEDX showrts dat I habve ebber seen is a man. But da mail PERSON is a woman (wif pants owr shorts). What was I finkin?! 
P.S. I habve nebber seen a man in a evening gown. Mommy finks it would be better if we libved in a more DIE VERSE communinitty, but I don't know what dat means. Den she said some bad words...I fink I heard "cwosed" "mindeded" and somefing wike "freak" "in".  I fink it sounded wike da same tone ub voice she uses when she says she wants to mobve to Vancouber, or Boston or New Yorkie.  |
It's okay Zoe. Your Mommy has saved your retinas for another few years
