[sugarmamma]

Originally Posted by capt_noonie

Well just this morning. I took S&C out back to do their business. They for some reason like to go by the side of the house where we keep the trash cans. Anyway, I do my rounds picking up old poo (with a scooper and broom) and I turn the corner and see Chloe squatting with two grapes of poo behind her and she's got poo dangling from her butt, two more grapes stuck on by a piece of human hair she had swallowed, one on top of the other, like a fancy dangly earring. She kept turning around looking one side to the other, causing the poo swing around. I doubled over laughing, then thought oh maybe I should help. So, that was my bare hands on poop story for today.

Both me and bf had been diarhhea'd on by Uni multiple times when she was a pup. The worst was when bf was by himself in the fancy car and she squirted all over his arm, and he had to drive home with her up in one arm, and driving with the other. Good thing he didn't get the car with the stick shift!