What is wrong with this picture?  A whole thread on POOP!!
 
Okay here's my story...  

 Saturday my DH had his coworkers over for a get together.  (The ones he supervises. ) I worked all day to get everything just right, candles lit - check, kids clean - check, dinning room table set - check, poop on rug in dining room - CHECK?!?!

 
I thought I would crawl under the table with the poop to hide.