Daw
No turkey here
Mommie has ta werk and no body to cook fer us! she sez do werries douh, we getz a big nummy meal for da Crismus wit da big family. We iz flyin all da way to kaa--ke-kowilferna? i dun no howz to spelz it! mommie sez der will be lotsa puppiez fer me ta play wit, and it shuld be warmz, at least mor warmz dan here!
But happiez fankgibin to you awlz!!! Sneakz some nummies fer me!