Haha! This made me smile and even before I read it I thought well yeah, have Yorkie will touch poo!
I have picked up poos thinking they looked like something else, oh well may as well take it all the way to the trash now. LOL I have also stuck my hand in puddles of warm pee looking to see where the spot is.
But more yucky than that was when on the day we brought my daughter home from the hospital my hubby was changing her for the first time on her brand new crib bedding. Well most people will get peed on by babies but hubby takes the diaper off and she lets go a huge tarry gooey poo...he freaks and instead of putting the diaper back under to catch it he sticks his hand there and catches the whole lot to save the bed! LOL
You should have heard him scream! I thought he had just pulled her leg off or something! Hahahaha!!! Poor guy, all I could do when I ran in thinking something was really wrong was laugh!