Cwoo #1 Me SB is soooo COOTE!!!
Cwoo #2 Ower ohanaz(famiwy) has sumptin spesho in common wit your ohanaz.
Cwoo #3 Wea u lib me mama callz it a steak?(yum!) Iz bigger den my steak.
Cwoo #4 Mama sayz anoder cwoo iz hea! My SB iz biggar den me.
Cwoo #5 Me SB habbin otter sibwings...furz or skinz or bof of dem.
Cwoo #6 Me SB iz at weast tree pouns hebby erz den wittle ol me.
Cwoo #7 Me wib suwwounded by a body ob wadder. Yu may not be sowwounded but u habbin a body ob wadder near yu. Cwoo #8 You habbin 1 or more...teazerz...u might hab gotz dem aweady...mightz not yet....
Cwoo #9 Yu lubbin toyz lik me....an maybe snackz... Cwoo #10 Yu libbin East of me....jus kiddin...yu aw libbin East of me 
ahahaaha ok..ok... yore steak fwag habbin sumtin wike me steak fwag..