Wewl, Bogey, I hope I'm not offa your list.

Most fings, I'm less. Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut,
You habve less shoes dan me if you want to try dem, 'cause I habve a pink pair. Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd, you are less girly dan me.

(Which probably means you habve less dwesses, too, now dat I fink about it.)
I'm stayin' in.
Wuv,
Me, Zoe