Bewwa, I don't nose if we hab a football team. Der iz da Kansas City Chiefs, but dey iz weally on da Missouri side, I fink. We are big Jayhawks fanz, but dey iz habbin a weally, weally, WEALLY, Bad year! And we iz in a dwout season. We mite hab had some wain, but no weal storm for a long long time. I don't fink I iz your Buddy.
I hope your spay goes well and you iz back here pwaying wif us weal soon.
Wuv,
Moka