Dearz Santa...
Iz been a weall good boy diz year. I helped my mommyz a lots. I pwotected hers from squirrels and birdies. I was never a badz boy. I didnt ebenz chew her socks wen she wasnt wooking. Iz wub bullysticks, squueky toys, and kongs! Oh and I wubs to be warmz so iz wubs sweaterz. I would wub if you culd bring me some.
...but if you don't. you betterz watch out! Iz been pwacticing on my wittle santa.
Wubs Always,
Kaos
