 Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know
there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilised needles for death by lethal injection?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you
throw a gun at him?
What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? |