[Maximo]

Choosing a winner was very, very hard. All of the entries made me laugh! They are all winners. Mike's "make like bobble-head dolls" deserves honorable mention because Max & Teddy do engage people driving behind us in games, especially motorcyclists.

And the Winner is Shelly:

Originally Posted by Cha Cha

Oh no! Mommy, juz tellz da policeman, da alphabet goez wike dis.....one biscuit...two biscuit....free biscuit....KENNEL!

Teddy, Didja ever think we'd be sitting here watching humans do silly tricks on da side of da road?

The Runner-Up is Ann:

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

Max: Is she coming?

Teddy: I’m looking.

Max: Teddy, I’m gonna poop right here, right now, and I’m not even kidding.

Teddy: I’m looking.

Max: Teddy, I’m faint, I’m lightheaded. I’m GOING to poop.

Teddy: I’M LOOKING!!! Whadya want me to do, teleport you to a grassy knoll?

Max: *blink*__*blink blink*__*blink blink blink*

Teddy: Look, just calm down, breathe. What's the worst that could happen? She’s coming! I see her!

Max: ….it's too late, I think the worst just happened…