Do you ever think about what kind of car your yorkie (or other dog) would drive, if they could? Oh....you don't

...? Yeah, er....me neither.
Okay, we do. Me and hubby have talked about what kind of car each of the furs would drive, if they could. No, I don't know why...and of course I go to therapy

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Wylie: he would drive either a Hummer or an army tank so he could be large-and-in-charge and keep a good eye on things-at-large. But then inside the tank, he'd have a Vespa scooter, which is what he'd drive to go out amongst his people, bc the Vespa is who he is
on the inside. The tank is really just all show.
Marcel: he would totally drive a Smart Car, bc somehow it kinda looks like him and it's smushy-faced like him...and I know this makes zero sense. Then again, we are talking about dogs driving cars, so whatevs.
Pfeiffer: she would drive a convertible VW Bug. She would have the top down, have a white scarf around her neck - trailing behind her in the wind, music blasting, and be wearing doggles.
What about your kiddos?