Oh just rub it right in that YOUR house is CLEAN and MY house is a FRIGG'N MESS!  

 I'm jealous! Congrats on your clean house - and keeping it that way! I actually just recently became unemployed (I quit my job, long story) and so THIS week, that's my only goal. To get my house SPOTLESS!  
Now, if you have any advice on keeping it that way with men around  
