this is cute>>.
Bubba & Earl
Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking on bottles
of Budweiser. The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's
a dadgum police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers,
peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, then throw the bottles under the
seat." "What fer?" asked Bubba. "Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.
Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put labels
on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff
said, "Howdy boys,y'all been drinkin'?"
"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels... "Me and Bubba's on the Patch."