This one will show you all how stuck in the stone age my grandparents are. My elderly grandma gets frequent nosebleeds. According to my grandpa, since the doctor's removed her uterus, the nosebleeds are her monthly period. No uterus, so the excess blood has to come out somewhere.
One way to "cure" this issue, is to have a cup of fresh male urine, and dip a hankie in there and hold it up to the nose. My grandparents did this the last time they were here. I'll never forget how grossed out I was.