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Originally Posted by DevineMissM YES YES YES my Yorkies talk to me and even attempt to beat me up sometimes. I have a 2 pound female whose job is to get me off the sofa everynight so I can give doggy treats to ALL. This all takes place around 9:00pm. She will run in circles, she will bark, then when that fails she will jump on the sofa and kiss me right on the mouth and dance dance dance then kiss on the mouth and dance bark dance bark. She has learned that is the final act that will get me moving off the sofa. Then everyone runs barking into the kitchen. I'm glad I don't have close neighbors. Every night my hubby used to say "what is wrong with her" I would answer she wants her "cookie". Well soon that word drove all dogs berserk barking about 10 of 'em. So then we started spelling "c-o-o-k-i-e" well damn now they can all spell!! So we now just obey their commands it's more peaceful that way. LOL I could go on and on about how Yorkies rule this house the list is never ending.
But problably the most humorist story is this 2 pound dog whose job it is to get my fanny off the sofa. And all 10 of the others are sitting in a circle quitely WATCHING! When she finally does her job all hell breaks loose on the way to the kitchen! They even let her have the first cookie as her reward for a job well done! LOL |
Boy, I can relate to that darling little run around dance when I get off my bum lol