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Old 08-24-2011, 04:10 PM   #1
Belle Noir
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Default Pixie Sez: At the Vet Today

Today I wentz to da VETZ!
I WUVZ doin to da VETZ! It are haz much new FINGS to sniffz an da peeplz dere WUVZ me cause I are be SUPER PIXIE da cutest puppyz in da worltz.
An dere are be GOGGIES dere but dey too bigz for me to playz wiff.

I met da NEW vetz!
The last timez I wentz to da vetz it were a LADY vetz an she smelleded gudz an I licked licked licked licked her but she not tasted gudz. I not stopped licking herz, cause her likeded it when I lickeded her. An she laugh an laugh.

I haz a MANZ vetz dis timez. He not smellz as gudz as de lady vetz. But he tickle tickle tickle my bellyz an maded sure my knees worked right.
And DEN him say he doona gibeded me WAYBEEZ!!!
YAY!!!!
I are LIKEZ when peeplz gibeded me STUFFZ!!!
And dere was a BEEEEGGG white floofy goggie an he hadz a TAIL!! An it CURLED AAAAAALLLL da wayz ova him back, an he could EATED ME!!! But he are nice goggie an lickeded me an I felled ova.

An I are getting BEEG!!! I are be wayz 1 pounded an 15 ouncez. I not know what dat mean. My Mommy sez dat mean I dot BIGGER!!! YAY!!! I got 14 ouncez bigger. But I not know what be ouncez, but Mommy know an dat OK.

An den dere waz SNOOPY goggies. I not know what a snoopy goggie are. My Mommy tolded the littlest hoomanz dat wentz wiff us to de vetz. Dey haz DROOPY earz and sniffy noezez an dey are BEEG TOO!!!

An dere waz a CATZ!! I are LIKEZ CATZ!! Dey runs an I chasez dem an den dey CHEATZ an goez up de stepsez. I not know how to goez up de stepsez when we be at Granma's but I are be BIG GIRLZ now and I can goez up de stepsez now an now de catz not can go up de stepsez and cheatz.
An dey likes to BAPS me. I not be bad girl. Dey not haz to baps me. But Mommy sez catzes rule an it are be dey job to bapsez goggies. So dat are OK.
An de catz lookeded like Auntie catz name MOKIE cause she looksez like MOKE and be all grey and mokey lookin. But dis not cat to playz wiff. Her was in CAGE an her cry and cry an I wanna go and kissez her an sez it are OK. De vetz be good an dey gibez you stuffz.

An den it was time to get my waybeez!!!
So de nice lady dat I seez de over timez I was at de vetz comez an she pickz me upz and I lick lick lick cause her smellz nice, an she hold me an

An...

An now I noez why de catz was cryin.
The vetz STICKS ME IN DE TOCKSEZ!!! An it hurteded, an I cry an cry an cry, an it hurteded.
I not like getting waybeez an I not want no waybeez no more EVA!
My tocksez be hurteded an I are be sadz cause I got waybeez.
My Mommy acted like nuffin eben happenz. I not fink dat peeplz noez dat waybeez not fun to getz, cause dey petz me an tellz me I are be good girl! An my Mommy not eben getz mad dat det vetz stickeded me in the tocksez an gabe me waybeez an it made me cry cause it hurteded.

So I came home an I went to sleepz cause my tocksez hurteded an I not wanna play no more.
An my Mommy sez when I gotz up I could tellz all the goggies here dat dettin waybeez not fun at all an not letz dem gibe you waybeez cause it make you tocksez hurteded.

De firsted picture is me, SUPER PIXIE!! An I are be happy waitin for my waybeez before I founded out dat waybeez not nice. De over picture is me, SUPER PIXIE whenz I comez home an goez to sleepz cause I are be tired an my tocks are hurteded.

I are still wuvs de vetz. But dey better notz gibes me no more waybeez, or I donna nom dey toesez.


Translation: Pixie got her rabies vaccination today, and didn't like it one bit
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