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Originally Posted by Ahis_Mama  LOL if that is your private plane..then I'll pass. Thanks for the offer. I'll build a bridge and drive over.  Or save my pennies for a plane(real one) ticket.  |
I was walking along the beach when I found a bottle with a cork still in it.
I shook the bottle and heard a rattle in it so decided to open the bottle.
On removing the cork there was a big puff of smoke and a Gene appeared saying,...
I have been in this bottle for hundreds of years thank you for letting me out and I grant you one and only one wish so make it a good one...........
I asked the Gene to build me a free way from London to New York.
The Gene said that was a stupid wish and told me to think of another hard wish as the first one was too easy for him.
After a little thought I said I wish to understand a woman's mind.
The Gene thought for a minute then asked...........
How many lanes do you want on this free way ????????????