Ahoy thar mateys! This be yer Capt Noonie, or you's can call me Uni fer short! I be gettin' ready to hoist me colors and settin' sail to unbury me clues. Board me vessel and at each port o' call yer Capt will be diggin' up a new clue.
Ye first clue be this. Me SB be a lady like me.
We be at the next port by the next sunrise.
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