[capt_noonie]

Well I remember the drunkard breeder who fell asleep while her dam was in labor. Then eventually got banned for calling a member here a w**** for NO particular reason at all. She was actually real, and I don't think was messing with us.

Oh what about the guy who's yorkie got out in the Canadian(?) winter and they looked for him for like an hour and gave up. Then the next day they found him mauled and bloody, frozen solid. He was mauled by a bear, no wait, a wolverine, no wait, a coyote, no wait, *goes to google what predators are in the area*... LOL He said he took the carcass to the vet to determine cause of death, and we asked he post the report, and he said, Heck no screw you guys for not believing me. Well, something like that. I can't recall exactly, and I don't remember the screen name either, but it was a hilarious read. We knew he was lying from the get go.