(please note: this post is completely tongue in cheek and is meant to be funny-I in no way want to offend anyone or imply that I know more than anyone about anything)
I am coming to help your dogs set up their very own yorkie talk screen name so they can post and tell us about how horrible life must be that you bathe them and feed them and play with them and in return they pee in your bed......
Maybe you shouldn't shower anymore and they'll learn to appreciate bath time??