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Willie J. and Bubba, a couple of Oklahoma hunters, are out in the woods when Bubba falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Willie J. whips out his cell phone and calls 9-1-1. He gasps to the operator, "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says, "Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure he's dead."

. . . There is a silence, then a shot rings out.

Willie's voice comes back on the line. "OK, now what?"