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Originally Posted by SWHouston  wait...Wait...WAIT !!! 
I think we're forgetting that we DO recognize those deprived underpounders !!!
This prestigious organization's families are replete with members,
who don't come up to acceptable standards on weight !!!
We have the "Cheerleader" Group, and are quite willing to enroll
one of those skinny little unfortunates in with no hesitation.
All you need to do is apply !!!  |
In this case, I would like to respectfully submit an application for Iris to join this Cheerleader Group. She is Ivan's (recently accepted Teapot) little sister and is a hearty 6 pounds at two years old. She is not overweight but has fully filled out her delicate frame, and, hopefully, will not be gaining any more weight.
She is very good at helping her brother keep up his physique by assisting in activities such as begging for treats, regular and timely meal reminders for Mommy and Daddy, and persistent walk avoidance (though Ivan's love of walks makes that less than successful and she usually ends up enjoying the walks too).
She is very happy for her brother on his recent honor but would really like to participate in this club as well. She really hates to be left out. She would happily accept a supporting role in the Cheerleader Group.
Here is another picture of Iris with her big brother, Ivan, to help in your decision. As you can see, she is earnestly helping in the treat begging efforts. Thank you for your consideration of our request.