wait...Wait...WAIT !!!
I think we're forgetting that we
DO recognize those deprived underpounders !!!
This prestigious organization's families are replete with members,
who don't come up to acceptable standards on weight !!!
We have the "Cheerleader" Group, and are quite willing to enroll
one of those skinny little unfortunates in with no hesitation.
All you need to do is apply !!!