Goodness! I hope that doesn't even come close to feeling how it looks. May you have a speedy and comfortable recovery.
(And, it would be entertaining to see a few posts when you're on the heavy-duty painkillers! I know when I was shortly out of surgery someone let me get ahold of my laptop and I sent the most embarassing email to almost everyone I know--including the pastor of my church--
; but it was entertaining!
)