Here's a few I dug up...hope they aren't repeats.
Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative.
- Mordecai Siega
I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts.
- John Steinbeck
The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his.
- James Thurber
Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
- Mark Twain
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
- Groucho Marx |