[JMuedog]

Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom

Max: Is she coming?

Teddy: I’m looking.

Max: Teddy, I’m gonna poop right here, right now, and I’m not even kidding.

Teddy: I’m looking.

Max: Teddy, I’m faint, I’m lightheaded. I’m GOING to poop.

Teddy: I’M LOOKING!!! Whadya want me to do, teleport you to a grassy knoll?

Max: *blink*__*blink blink*__*blink blink blink*

Teddy: Look, just calm down, breathe. What's the worst that could happen? She’s coming! I see her!

Max: ….it's too late, I think the worst just happened…

Originally Posted by peachbongi

Max: I TOLD her to slow down...oh, no now he's patt'n her down!

Teddy: You think he'll find the stuff?

Max: I TOLD you not to put them (treats) in her pocket!

Teddy: Tell him it's not yours mom! Tell him, "these ain't my pants"!

Max: Really Teddy?

Teddy: What? They say it on Cops.

OMG! I love these... I don't know how you'll ever pick a winner.