Quote:
Originally Posted by Wylie's Mom  Max: Is she coming?
Teddy: I’m looking.
Max: Teddy, I’m gonna poop right here, right now, and I’m not even kidding.
Teddy: I’m looking.
Max: Teddy, I’m faint, I’m lightheaded. I’m GOING to poop.
Teddy: I’M LOOKING!!! Whadya want me to do, teleport you to a grassy knoll?
Max: *blink*__*blink blink*__*blink blink blink*
Teddy: Look, just calm down, breathe. What's the worst that could happen? She’s coming! I see her!
Max: ….it's too late, I think the worst just happened… |
How am I ever going to choose one winner?!?! LOL
Teddy once had a poop emergency in the car on the way home from the vet. We were on a busy divided highway and I kept telling him to hang on. Then I saw in the rear view mirror that he was circling in his doggy seat.
I couldn't help but laugh when he put his cute little rear end right between the front seats to do his thing. Finally I was able to pull over and I opened the passenger door and used the seat cushion to toss the poopy out.
