Max: Is she coming?
Teddy: I’m looking.
Max: Teddy, I’m gonna poop right here, right now, and I’m not even kidding.
Teddy: I’m looking.
Max: Teddy, I’m faint, I’m lightheaded. I’m GOING to poop.
Teddy: I’M LOOKING!!! Whadya want me to do, teleport you to a grassy knoll?
Max: *blink*__*blink blink*__*blink blink blink*
Teddy: Look, just calm down, breathe. What's the worst that could happen? She’s coming! I see her!
Max: ….it's too late, I think the worst just happened…
__________________ ~ A friend told me I was delusional. I nearly fell off my unicorn. ~
°¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° Ann | Pfeiffer | Marcel Verdel Purcell | Wylie | Artie °¨¨¨°ºOº°¨¨¨° |