Phaha defiantly not a weirdo! WE have this towel that always sits on the case of water right by the door to go inside. Every time Coco goes outside we wipe them off. Except on the driveway because it gets power washed and it's pretty clean. But when she goes in the yard, and out and about we wipe them down with a towel and if they are dirty we also use the Pet Head shampoo wipes