Hey YT'ers! I have for sale a teenage daughter! She b$$$hes, stumps her feet, sleeps all day, begs you for money, does absolutely nothing, and acts like the world owes her something! This can be yours for the price of $100,000,000! To cover the cost of 16 years of misery! CAll 1-888-got-damn!!!!
But wait!!!! If you order now, you can have my 13 year old! She thinks the world is against her, lazy and runs up your cell phone bill! She can be yours for free. Pay shipping and handling....
**DISCLAIMER** The younger one also talks too much and is overdramatic. I will not be held accountable for her actions....
