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I was cleaning out a drawer and I found this that I had cut out of a magazine. I think it had been in Readers Digest. Thought you would get a kick out of it.
Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids
1. It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go out in the winter.
2. Dogs cannot lie.
3. Dogs never resist nap time.
4. You don't need to get an extra phone line for a dog.
5. Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
6. Dogs don't care if the peas have been touched by the mashed potatoes.
7. Average cost of sending a dog to school: $42. Average cost of sending your kid to school: $103,000.
8. Dogs are housebroken by 12 weeks old.
9. Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
10. If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannot be blamed. |