Well, now our Mommie is PO'ed. She sed she had to reboob da peecee, but we tink she juzt turnd it off. But wez got it back on.
Our Mommie iz pwabubwy da lazt perzon in da whole wurld who shuld own a set of cwipperz, becuz she tolled us she waz gonna gib Peek a Boo a MoHawk! And she waz gonna make Tink luk lik a lyon! And she was gonna mak me wook wike a puddle! She dont no what she waz gunna do to Finni, she juz keep sayin how she hab way too much hairz. And she sed she would make all ob uz nekked
ifn wez donot start actin rite. We dont wanna be nekked! Wez lik bein dirty and mattied up. Itz so lotz of fun we luvz our hairz.
So Tank You berry much, Mizz Tena and wittle Zhozie for da sellin dem darn cwipperz to sombodie elze. We wub you for dat. Hugz frum all od uz. We weallie hoppy now!
