[Biddy's Mom]

I'm so jealous!!! I can't believe I am about to tell this story (it's so embarrassing!) but here it goes...

This morning I was bending over to pick up a mystery turd when my bf said "Oh my God - Don't move". Let me remind you that I was bent over. I had a piece of poo stuck to my butt!!!! I had sat on a poo on the couch...I can't even talk about it...I'm still upset!

So Kim, that story should make you feel even prouder of your babies!!!